Beff Jarr, Amazone.cock, Senior ManagerI really like Twatter. It's got a great name and I can tell people when I'm doing fucking EVERYTHING in my life.
Mr Timothy Watt, Self-appointed UEBER-TWATWhen I first started doing it, I thought, 'geez, not another website to worry about updating and checking', but now I'm glad I did it because I've developed an over-inflated sense of self-importance and glow smugly to myself in the bathroom mirror.
Weird MagazineIncredibly useful (if you glue a brick to your head and jump in a lake)